I have no idea who this person was or why they IM'd me, but I figured I'd fuck with them just as much in return for the hell of it.
DroopySalmon: I'm being a walrus.
Sean: You are the walrus?
DroopySalmon: that's what i said
Sean: Are you out of your element as well?
Sean: So who is this, btw?
DroopySalmon: why don't you tell me?
Sean: Well it's clearly someone who hasn't seen Lebowski enough
DroopySalmon: well who the fuck are you?
Sean: Calmer then you are.
DroopySalmon: that's not a who
Sean: Isn't it? Are you prepared for the philosophical conversation it would take to arrive at such a conclusion?
DroopySalmon: you're some dickhead cheerleader?
Sean: A calm dickhead cheerleader, perhaps.
DroopySalmon: the only conclusion i give a shit about: who you are and why you keep messaging me at random times
Sean: I've actually never messaged you before.
DroopySalmon: you have
DroopySalmon: if you're not going to answer any of my questions, i'm going to end this conversation, which is obviously the only entertainment you have in your pathetic life
Sean: dude, you messaged me
Sean: I should really be working
DroopySalmon: good one
Sean: And not distracted by this walrus talk.
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